Have you ever wondered about
this thing they call egg nog
sure it's made from eggs
but what's this thing called nog?
it's the thing they mix with eggs to make egg nog.
i like to drink egg nog
when it's christmastime
or when it's hanukkah
i like to have a cup
what's inside this thing that they call nog?
you get 11 eggs
and you crack them on your legs
then you drop it in a bowl with
an old jelly roll
then you whisk them up right
with a string of christmas lights
and add cream
and sugar
and whiskey
and a pinch of nutmeg
that's your egg nog
i like to drink egg nog
with friends and family
wish that i could drink it all year long
but it goes away when christmastime is gone