your 1st cousin lee brought us the best tasting toffee
my drunk uncle wayne brought us the funniest tasting candy canes
get out the jelly worms
and the cinnamon twirls
with orange slices
and the peanut brittle
and the sugar almonds
and curly whirlies
crazy neighbor fred dropped off gingerbread it tastes good
baby huey's gonna get a lump of coal because he got into the sugar bowl
get out the sugar cookies
and the chocolate bon bons
and peppermint cremes
candied walnuts and butterscotch toffee
and german chocolate mint cremes
exchange student bjorn brought chocolate caramel corn from sweeden
your mother-in-law rolled up the best peanut butter balls
got sick on apple pips
and buckeyes with rhubarb custard
bring the ginger snaps
and peppermint bark
and double lollies
get the caramel custard
and the pumpkin truffles
and marzipan fruit
throw up cashew fudge
and then licorice whips
and turkish delight